Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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