We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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