Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
Randomize
