also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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