Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Randomize
