is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I wear drunk well.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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