My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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