sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
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Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
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She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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