On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
i wish my penis had a tongue
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
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Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
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It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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