the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Found your dick twin last night
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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