I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
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i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
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My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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