She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
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I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
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Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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