i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
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the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
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Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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