Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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