After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
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how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
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How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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