their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
