Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
