He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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