your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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