So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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