i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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