I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
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So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
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Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
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