so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
You pole danced in your parka.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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