Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
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For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
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I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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