just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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