She went from zero to smokin in five shots
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Blow job season was short but glorious.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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