the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
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She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
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We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
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