once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Success! We fucked roommates!
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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