Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
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I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
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don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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