Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
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arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
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She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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