For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
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She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
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I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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