Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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