I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
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