census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
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I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
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Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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