no. you can't hotbox the world.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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