i jhust puked up my retainher.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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