I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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