I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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