i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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