I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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