I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
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ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
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Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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