and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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