last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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