I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
