Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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