I wish I could punch you in the face.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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