IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
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IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
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While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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