I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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