Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
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Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
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want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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