I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
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is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
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well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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