girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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