Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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