She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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