oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
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We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
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No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
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